I simply can't improve on Curt Smith's article for NRO regarding this latest generation of Olympic athletes. Another 2006 Olympics centerfold was Bode "I'm going to ski wasted" Miller, who, wasting a life, smashed into a slalom gate, gestured obscenely, and sought victimization in a victim age. "It's a constant drain," mourned dad, "to do something Bode doesn't like." What Bode likes: being a drunken poster boy for mindless, clueless cant. It's funny... for the first time in years I actually watched a lot of the olympics. Turns out I must not have been missing much!