Looks like our president will be faced with another impending hurricane disaster. Katrina had him on the ropes last year, but he's returned to singlehandedly fight off every potential hurricane contender this year so far. Ernesto, undoubtedly spawned from the frustration of other multinational U.N. endorsed hurricanes to reach shore, appears particularly likely to actually hit land and attempt to end the Bushitler McHalliburchimpyton Rove inspired Jewish anti-hurricane conspiracy. We shall see. /sarc