In a report you're not likely to hear about from the DNC or the MSM, Cindy Sheehan traveled to the land of maple syrup, hockey, and beer on Saturday to party with American military deserters (I.E., the guys that wanted the free education and superior benefits for nothing). Reports that they will be forming a new band, Bonkers and the Cowardly Freeloaders, are greatly exaggerated. "They say we're traitors, we're deserters," said former Marine Chris Magaoay, 20, of the Hawaiian island of Maui. "No, I'm a Marine and I stand up for what I believe in, and I believe the Constitution of the United States of America is being pushed aside as a scrap piece of paper." To paraphrase "I believe in laws, as long as they don't apply to me!" I have some bad news for you Chris, you are no longer a Marine. Now you are a deserter, AWOL, a traitor to the nation you taunt while standing on foreign soil. Most importantly, you are a coward. Take note: it is now not politically correct to refer to these people as "draft dodgers." They are now "war/draft resisters." Gee, I wonder why the MSM continues its ridiculously rapid downward slide in popularity. What could it be?